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Lyrics
some question my morality
and wonder it is how i see
no limit to this foolishness
but there is, i would never do this...
fuck jesus in the ass with a lubed up lizard
shove up the anus of moses a pound of chicken gizzard
shit in the mouth of allah, piss on the flam of kennedy
i would never do these things, why can't you see?
cuz i am a model citizen for the u.s.a.
i take all of my vitamins and say my prayers everyday
i'm not here to offend you, so please don't clench your fist
cuz i'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever say anything like this...
jerk off on my grandma in a hindu temple
or use a buddha statue to catch all the pus when i pop my pimple
watch some home-made kiddie porn with a repeat sex offender
and teach my little brother how to put kittens in the blender
cuz i am a model citizen for the u.s.a.
i take all of my vitamins and say my prayers everyday
i'm not here to offend you, so please don't clench your fist
cuz i'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever say anything like this...
pull out all the pubic hairs of the pope's crippled sister
leave my mama by the side of the road when the bitch wouldn't let me fist her
marry the thirteen year old that's buried in my shed
or tattoo a swastika on ronald reagan's head
cuz i am a model citizen for the u.s.a.
i take all of my vitamins and say my prayers everyday
i'm not here to offend you, so please don't clench your fist
cuz i'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever say anything like this...
oh no I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
ever ever ever say anything like this
