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we have shit for sale .
Lyrics
another drink another smokey room
another fucking night without a thing to do
i could talk to a girl but i'm not even in the mood
i got tons of dirty thoughts that i can masturbate to
so order up another couple shots
i couldn't give a fuck if i can walk or not
my only intentions are laying in my bed
and thinking of you with my dick in my hand
but i'm too drunk to jerk off, too stoned to beat my meat
and if i could i wouldnt clean up my mess
i'd fall asleep with jizz dripping off my chest
too drunk to jerk off, too stoned to beat my meat
pretty girl i wouldn't stand to near
unless you want my cum to tangle up your hair
please don't mind as i stare at your tits
i realize that i have no chance at it
but in my mind ill be banging you hard
in the bathroom stall of this dirty ass bar
you keep on whining that you like it slow
so i donkey punched your ass and i blew my load
well that's the way that my story goes
but the truth is all be sleeping all alone
cuz i'm too drunk to jerk off, too stoned to beat my meat
another shot and i'm impotent, but i can rub your ass with my flaccid dick
to drunk to jerk off, to stoned to beat my meat
baby girl you can sleep in my shack
but i'm so fucking drunk i'll probably piss on your back
